Joe Francis, the founder and owner of Mantra Films (which produces the popular “Girls Gone Wild” DVD series), was accused of trying to disrupt court proceedings by farting during a deposition.  Francis was being sued by Wynn Las Vegas, who claimed that Francis owed the casino more than $2M.

The big news here is not the outcome of the trial, where Francis was ordered to pay $2M to Wynn, plus interest and court costs.  No, the big news here is the concept of using excessive flatulence as a defense strategy.  After all, it works for skunks, so what about for people.

It seems the uber-successful Francis failed in this attempt, as none of the accounts of the proceedings mention anything about the smell of his farts.  If he was just ripping loud, but non-smelly farts in his attempt to aid his case, that is nothing more than a “flatulence filibuster”, and would only delay the inevitable.

What Francis may want to consider next time is the “Silent-But-Deadly” defense.  Releasing a steady stream of SBD farts might disorient the prosecution, and any relevant witnesses, weakening the case against him.  Combine that with a judge and jury who just want some fresh air, and a fast acquittal is likely.  Or, at the very least, a mis-trial.

If Francis needs any advice or diet tips, he’s welcome to call anytime!  Can’t wait to see the Girl Farts Gone Wild video that may or may not currently in production!