Posts Tagged ‘flatulence cure’

Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass?

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

What kind of information can you find in a 240 year old encyclopedia? Depends on what you’re trying to lookup. It seems the 1768 Encyclopedia Britannica had some wacky entries, including 2 very different cures for farts.

One potential cure is to drink chamomile tea. OK….sounds reasonable enough.

The other potential cure is to blow smoke from a pipe “through the anus”. Not sure about your opinions on the subject, but I’d rather have a few farts (no matter how bad they smell), than a pipe through the anus.

Read the full article here.

And, see the 603,000 Google results for “a pipe through the anus” right here.

A Farting Cure from the 1870’s???

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Incredible as it may seem, back in the 1870’s, an article in Harper’s New Monthly Magazine proposed that taking a charcoal based supplement would cure farting.   I love the way they refer to “farting” as “the not unimportant subject of flatulency”.  Now, I don’t know who would ever want to cure (or even do anything at all to inhibit) farting….but, I guess the Quakers, Puritans, Pilgrims, and Spartans back in the 1870’s were pretty uptight about this kind of stuff?

Not sure if it’s coincidence or not, but the previous month’s issue of the magazine contained an article introducing this new technology called “fire” that was taking the world by storm.   And, the month after the fart-cure article, there was a report on “how to safely light your farts, without your toga catching fire”.  Useful stuff, back in the day, I guess…