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Fart Review: Stinky Trombone

admin — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:08:54 +0000

This week, Dr. Rex Breefs welcomes Courtney Cox to The Squeek of the Week. See how she felt after hearing what Rex describes as a “smelly, stinky, jazzy trombone” sounding fart. If you like this fart video, be sure to share it with your friends….come back weekly, as Rex reviews more farts.

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Happy Fartsgiving!

admin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:12:13 +0000

I don’t want everybody to get carried away with this being my 2nd Pooter post this week. But, when I saw this video, I knew I had to post it today.

Also, this is a good time to share one of my favorite quotes from American History:

“Farts are always funny, but everything is ALWAYS funnier in a Turkey Suit” - Miles Standish, 1621

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Loud Farts in Public

admin — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 04:17:12 +0000

Gotta love more new fart pranks and gags by our buddy Jack Vale. In this one, he gets some great reactions from unsuspecting fart victims

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Jack uses the pooter for his fart gags…at least, for most of his fart gags. Perhaps some of those farts are real. And, I guess the only person who will ever know is Jack himself.

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Easter Bunny Farts

admin — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:38:14 +0000

When you think of Easter, you think of bunnies and eggs. Both are very much fart related.

Eggs are related to farts because many farts smell like eggs. And, bunnies are related to farts because bunnies fart. Of course, every animal farts, so, I guess any animal makes me think of farts. Other things that make me think of farts are computers, baseball, clipboards, and roller skates (the old kind, not these new-fangled roller blades).

Now, where was I??? Oh yeah, watch this great new video…it starts and ends with our buddy Jack Vale farting on the Easter Bunny. In between, he terrorizes unsuspecting Easter revelers with what sounds like a massive gas attack. Of course, Jack is only using the handheld pooter, which you can buy on his website for a ridiculously inexpensive ten bucks.

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Fart Review #1

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:08:37 +0000

Lots of air in this effort. Not alot of style points, but it is obvious that this young man has the proper diet regimen required to stand out in a crowd. Because of all the air, this is sure to be a real stinkeroo!!! Lesson of the week: The reason there are so many SBD farts is that when alot of gassy air comes out (which is what makes the fart smell) it is sometimes difficult to get good sound; conversely, when you get good sound, it is usually tough to release enough gas to singe nostril hair. This sounds like a pretty good combo and I’ll give it a 6. Not a bad fart, and the most important thing is that he tried.

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