A fart story sent to us by a fan a while back:

One day my boyfriend and I were in the kitchen doing the dishes together. I was washing and he was drying. My boyfriend then disappeared for a minute. When he returned, he asked me to lift the lid off a cookie jar, that he had just dryed, and smell it.I asked him why and he said because it still smelled like cookies. So I lifted the lid and took a big sniff ………. I can assure you there was no scent of cookies in that jar!!!!!!!!! The dirty bastard had farted in the jar and put the lid back on .HOW ROMANTIC!!!!!