Wouldn’t it be nice if it worked like this in the real world?  Imagine people fighting to take credit for a nice fart, rather than trying to hide and deny their farts?

Claim That Fart:

Two “creatives” fight over ownership of a fart.

I think the world would be a better place…less shame, more pride.  It’s true that we might lose some of the humor that comes with the daily fart mysteries we face, sneak attacks, and the like.  However, that would be more than offset by daily farting contests, participated in by millions, each trying to proudly claim “The Fart of The Day”.