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Hilarious, Adorable Video: “Little Boy, Squeaky Shoes”

admin — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 17:44:48 +0000

OK, so it’s not farts, just squeaky shoes. You gotta admit it’s a cute and funny video.

PLEASE use the links above or below to share this on Facebook, or tweet it out. it will make everybody smile!

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Awesome Pooter Fart Contest – Jack Vale Films

admin — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 18:43:44 +0000

Jack Vale is at it again! The inventor of the worlds greatest fake fart device, The Pooter, is hosting a contest for the best pooter user vids. Check it out…not only can you win a butt-load of free pooters, but you can also win a Nintendo 3DS!

So, what are you waiting for? If you already have a pooter, get pootin’! and, if you don’t already have a pooter, get shoppin‘!

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The Great Fart Charade

admin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:42:03 +0000

This was submitted to us back in March of 1998:

We used to have a typical, traditional Christmas at home. Food, drink, and party games. We were playing charades and it was my brother’s turn. He “camera” motion, and we all guessed ..”MOVIE”, right.Then he held up four fingers. “FOUR WORDS”, right.Then he farted and left the room. My father managed to exclaim “GONE WITH THE WIND” before we all rolled around laughing till we cried – and not just from the smell… Rick

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More Farts & Global Warming

admin — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:57:00 +0000

The global warming fart debate is really heating up. By now, it seems everybody has heard about the environmental impact of cow farts. Many are advocating that we move away from eating meat, as that would decrease the number of cows raised for their beef, and would decrease the number and volume of the cow farts.

OK, all well and good. But, in doing research, it seems that people with vegitarian or vegan diets tend to fart much more than people with a balanced diet, including meat. Because of the extra cellulose and various complex sugars contained in legumes and vegitables, some studies indicate that vegitarians might produce 50-100% more gas daily than omnivoires.

Looks like we’re damned if we do and damned if we don’t. So, might as well have a good steak, rip a few farts, and enjoy the ride…and, when the next study comes out, we can come up with some more knee-jerk reactions and modify behavior appropriately.

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Fart Review: Stinky Trombone

admin — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:08:54 +0000

This week, Dr. Rex Breefs welcomes Courtney Cox to The Squeek of the Week. See how she felt after hearing what Rex describes as a “smelly, stinky, jazzy trombone” sounding fart. If you like this fart video, be sure to share it with your friends….come back weekly, as Rex reviews more farts.

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