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		<title>The Ass Ninja</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/19/the-ass-ninja/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[excessive flatulence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart story]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Courtesy of my good friend Jason Mayo, of Out-Numbered, comes, &#8220;The Ass Ninja&#8230;&#8220;:




Roast Chicken and Brussel Sprouts fuel my toxicity.
I am silent.
I am deadly.
You can do nothing to stop me.
I will find you.
You will not see me coming.
By the time you realize I was in your midst, I will already be gone.
I do not know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass?</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/18/blowing-smoke-up-your-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/18/blowing-smoke-up-your-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Fart Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart diet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart treatment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flatulence cure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stop farting]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.farts.com/blog/?p=99</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What kind of information can you find in a 240 year old encyclopedia? Depends on what you&#8217;re trying to lookup. It seems the 1768 Encyclopedia Britannica had some wacky entries, including 2 very different cures for farts.
One potential cure is to drink chamomile tea. OK&#8230;.sounds reasonable enough.
The other potential cure is to blow smoke from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fart Review #1</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/09/fart-review-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/09/fart-review-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fart Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart sounds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SBD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silent but deadly]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.farts.com/blog/?p=94</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lots of air in this effort. Not alot of style points, but it is obvious that this young man has the proper diet regimen required to stand out in a crowd. Because of all the air, this is sure to be a real stinkeroo!!! Lesson of the week: The reason there are so many SBD [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spaghetti, Again???</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/08/spaghetti-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/08/spaghetti-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes & Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart diet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart foods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart smell]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.farts.com/blog/?p=92</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fart story submitted in July, 1996:
I was in English class one day during my senior year of high school. Our classroom was located directly above the school cafeteria, so the smell of what we were having for lunch that day often permeated the room. We often tried to guess what we were having for lunch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great Fart Charade</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/07/the-great-fart-charade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/07/the-great-fart-charade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes & Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny farts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.farts.com/blog/?p=88</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This was submitted to us back in March of 1998:
We used to have a typical, traditional Christmas at home. Food, drink, and party games. We were playing charades and it was my brother&#8217;s turn. He &#8220;camera&#8221; motion, and we all guessed ..&#8221;MOVIE&#8221;, right.Then he held up four fingers. &#8220;FOUR WORDS&#8221;, right.Then he farted and left [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fartalyzer Prototype</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/05/fart-alyzer-testing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/11/05/fart-alyzer-testing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Fart Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart machine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fart science]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fart Volume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silent but deadly]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.farts.com/blog/?p=67</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by breathalyzer technology, two college students at Cornell University have devised a fart detection device that measures three key fart variables: smell, sound and temperature.  Robert Clain and Miguel Silas recently presented the device in their class, and got a very nice write up on the Popular Science website.
I&#8217;m very happy for these guys, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Farting Cure from the 1870&#8217;s???</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/10/31/a-farting-cure-from-the-1870s/</link>
		<comments>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/10/31/a-farting-cure-from-the-1870s/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Fart Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart lighting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart treatment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flatulence cure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harper's Monthly]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.farts.com/blog/?p=56</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Incredible as it may seem, back in the 1870&#8217;s, an article in Harper&#8217;s New Monthly Magazine proposed that taking a charcoal based supplement would cure farting.   I love the way they refer to &#8220;farting&#8221; as &#8220;the not unimportant subject of flatulency&#8221;.  Now, I don&#8217;t know who would ever want to cure (or even do anything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fart Clock</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/10/30/the-fart-clock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/10/30/the-fart-clock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fart Questions & Answers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fart surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.farts.com/blog/?p=46</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Rex: Seriously, I have a serious problem with farting. I have had this problem since I was very young and there seems to be nothing I can do about it. Even now as an adult I cannot go 15 minutes without having to fart. I am in college and it is very difficult [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Fart Volume</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/10/29/more-fart-volume/</link>
		<comments>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/10/29/more-fart-volume/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fart Questions & Answers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fart Volume]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.farts.com/blog/?p=52</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Rex: 
Please help, 
My trouble is that I can do pretty damn good farts but&#8230;.. I NEED more volume !!!! Is there any positions that you know which will help me with my performance !??! Is there a tecnique in forcing them out ??! Should I push hard and hold my butt cheeks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harry Houdini and Farts</title>
		<link>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/10/28/harry-houdini-and-farts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.farts.com/blog/2009/10/28/harry-houdini-and-farts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fart Questions & Answers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[excessive flatulence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart story]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.farts.com/blog/?p=49</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dr. Rex: I love to fart, its the only thing i enjoy anymore but i went to this new school this year.There are some cool kids.they fart alot.But i took it a level too far. I farted a few times outloud in computer class. Pretty soon it was around to the whole school that [...]]]></description>
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