Fart Attacks – Prisoner on Probation

There are many places in the world you might expect a prisoner to resort to launching fart attacks on prison guards, but Scandanavia is probably the LAST place you’d think this might happen.

This may or may not (read: NOT) be an actual picture of the actual farting inmate actually farting.

But, a Swedish prisoner recently has been put on warning for repeatedly farting on or near the guards.  Claiming the “natural bodily function” defense, the unnamed prisoner (let’s call him Rippa Fartssen) is quoted as saying, “I had an upset stomach while I was playing cards but did not want to fart there.  So I went over to the guards instead.”

Fartssen goes on to claim that the farts may have been rather loud, but they did not smell at all.  The guards, of course, claim otherwise.  Read the full story at Swedish newspaper, The Local.

Tags: excess flatulence