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How To Fall Asleep
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How To Fall Asleep

If you’re looking for ways to get to sleep, but haven’t had any luck solving your sleep problems with the traditional sleep aids and remedies, you may want to try NightFood. Described by some as “a power bar for better sleep”, this is a healthy late night snack that will help you to fall asleep quickly.

Containing Melatonin and Chocamine, NightFood bars are non-addictive, and can help your sleeping problems right from the first night. Doctors recommend eating at night, as long as it’s just a small snack before bedtime, and as long as it is composed of the proper foods to help you sleep.

So, if you need help falling asleep, or are just looking for a healthy late night snack, NightFood is the way to sleep better, and keep you from feeling hungry at bedtime.

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[ More ] July 7th, 2010 | 6 Comments | Posted in General Fart Stuff |

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  1. Dont Hate Miami says:
    July 13, 2010 at 12:53 am

    Im starting to think that Lebron’s move without warning to Dan Gilbert, was the right move the more I read in to this. Dan Stated that ” I have been holding this in for a long time.” speaking of Lebron being a coward narcissistic etc.

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  2. boker knife says:
    July 17, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    I’ve not owned a Victorinox SAK for a while. For years I’ve used my wife’s old SAK Classic, but it went missing during a move, so now it’s time to buy a new one. I decided to really figure out what I needed in a knife. I decided I needed the usual stuff for everyday life – blade, can and bottle opener, corkscrew, screwdrivers (both regular and Phillips head). I also needed a metal file and wood saw. This gave me only one option – the Ranger.

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    July 20, 2010 at 10:37 am

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    July 22, 2010 at 5:03 am

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    July 24, 2010 at 3:24 am

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    July 26, 2010 at 10:32 pm

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Easter Bunny Farts
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Easter Bunny Farts

When you think of Easter, you think of bunnies and eggs.  Both are very much fart related. 

Eggs are related to farts because many farts smell like eggs.  And, bunnies are related to farts because bunnies fart.  Of course, every animal farts, so, I guess any animal makes me think of farts.  Other things that make me think of farts are computers, baseball, clipboards, and roller skates (the old kind, not these new-fangled roller blades).

Now, where was I???  Oh yeah, watch this great new video…it starts and ends with our buddy Jack Vale farting on the Easter Bunny.  In between, he terrorizes unsuspecting Easter revelers with what sounds like a massive gas attack.  Of course, Jack is only using the handheld pooter, which you can buy on his website for a ridiculously inexpensive ten bucks.

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[ More ] April 16th, 2010 | 1 Comment | Posted in fart videos |

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  1. fast learning says:
    April 16, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Easter bunny farts… what a cruel thing! but i guess human being learns all life – this will come up in my mind on next easter! hope your was good… nice site, but i dunno would my gf love it so much ;D

    thanks,
    Tom

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Loud Farts in Public
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Loud Farts in Public

Gotta love more new fart pranks and gags by our buddy Jack Vale.  In this one, he gets some great reactions from unsuspecting fart victims

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Jack uses the pooter for his fart gags…at least, for most of his fart gags.  Perhaps some of those farts are real.  And, I guess the only person who will ever know is Jack himself.

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[ More ] March 31st, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Pranks & Gags |

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Fart Attacks – Prisoner on Probation
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Fart Attacks – Prisoner on Probation

There are many places in the world you might expect a prisoner to resort to launching fart attacks on prison guards, but Scandanavia is probably the LAST place you’d think this might happen.

This may or may not (read: NOT) be an actual picture of the actual farting inmate actually farting.
This may or may not (read: NOT) be an actual picture of the actual farting inmate actually farting.

But, a Swedish prisoner recently has been put on warning for repeatedly farting on or near the guards.  Claiming the “natural bodily function” defense, the unnamed prisoner (let’s call him Rippa Fartssen) is quoted as saying, “I had an upset stomach while I was playing cards but did not want to fart there.  So I went over to the guards instead.”

Fartssen goes on to claim that the farts may have been rather loud, but they did not smell at all.  The guards, of course, claim otherwise.  Read the full story at Swedish newspaper, The Local.

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[ More ] March 26th, 2010 | 1 Comment | Posted in Farting In The News |

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  1. Bowler Faartson says:
    March 30, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    I agree… i toot in the toilet bowl!!!! that makes me a professional bowler!!!! ya..

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Ashton Kutcher Tweets Farts on Twitter
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Ashton Kutcher Tweets Farts on Twitter

I wonder if the guys who put this on SNL really know how close the farting technology they’re talking about is to being reality?

Back about 10 years ago, a company called “Digiscents” burned through about $20MM in about 15 months, trying to bring digital smell to consumers.   We were in the process of partnering with them to bring fart smells to the farts.com website at the time they went bankrupt.

And, a guy last year created “Tweet a Fart” by wiring his chair.  And, with all the iPhone and smart phone fart apps out there, perhaps this idea is not far off.

Farts should be shared, and, if you can’t be there to share it in person, why not tweet your farts?

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[ More ] February 28th, 2010 | 1 Comment | Posted in fart videos |

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  1. Farts Are Funny says:
    July 24, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    This is too funny! So, my question is the phones used are Apples new IFart phone? Can it work on the new tablet the iPoot?

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Elevator Farts
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Elevator Farts

These girls are really annoying, but it’s a good idea for a prank.  It reminds me of a bad Spice Girls video or something.  You can try this on your own if you want, but remember, fart pranks are ALWAYS better with real farts!

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[ More ] February 19th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Pranks & Gags, fart videos |

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Jessica Simpson: The Girl Farts Again!
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Jessica Simpson: The Girl Farts Again!

This is not the first time it has been reported that Jessica Simpson has farted in public.  Good for her!!!

Jessica: The Famous Girl Farts in meeting

Jessica: The Famous Girl Farts in meeting

Here’s the link to the US Weekly article.  They call the episode a “mortifying moment”…really?  Mortifying?

Hey, we all fart, everybody knows they fart, everybody knows that everybody else farts…but, we’re all supposed to make believe farts don’t exist???

If you like this, retweet it.  Everybody should know that farting is not just fun for 12 year old boys.

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[ More ] February 9th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Farting In The News |

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Fart Super Bowl Commercials?
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Fart Super Bowl Commercials?

Could it be?  A farting commercial during the big game?  CareerBuilder.com is having a contest where you can vote for the commercial they will air during Super Bowl XLIV on Sunday, February 7th.

Our favorite entry (and the one you should vote for) is the one below…check it out, if you like it, retweet it!

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[ More ] January 27th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in fart videos |

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